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Sometimes you have to say eww and move on -
Sometimes you have to say eww and move on -
Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever. -
Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever. -
Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever. -
I want to make you breakfast while you sit on the counter, telling me about your dreams. -
Morning, because if it were a good morning I'd be having gelato in Italy. -
Everyone deserves true love. You and I? A McLaren. -
Everyone deserves true love. You and I? A McLaren. -
Everyone deserves true love. You and I? A McLaren. -
I want to huuuug youuuuu but you’re sooooo farrrrrr -
Currently overthinking this conversation. -
Am I self-aware, or just self-obsessed? -
Therapy Is Expensive So I Overshare Online Instead -
I poured my heart out. Now I’m pouring this. -
Unavailable. By choice. -
Not For everyone. And that’s the point. -
If they wanted to, they would. -
Half alive, fully employed. -
Sorry if I'm not listening, I have like 26 open tabs in my head right now. -
Corporate burnout survivor. -
I talk shit, then spiral. -
Therapy? Bro I just lift. -
I flirt by ignoring you. Sorry.