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Sometimes you have to say eww and move on  - 
            
            
Sometimes you have to say eww and move on  - 
            
            
Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.  - 
            
            
Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.  - 
            
            
Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.  - 
            
            
I want to make you breakfast while you sit on the counter, telling me about your dreams.  - 
            
            
Morning, because if it were a good morning I'd be having gelato in Italy.  - 
            
            
Everyone deserves true love. You and I? A McLaren.  - 
            
            
Everyone deserves true love. You and I? A McLaren.  - 
            
            
I want to huuuug youuuuu but you’re sooooo farrrrrr  - 
            
            
Currently overthinking this conversation.  - 
            
            
Am I self-aware, or just self-obsessed?  - 
            
            
Therapy Is Expensive So I Overshare Online Instead  - 
            
            
I poured my heart out. Now I’m pouring this.  - 
            
            
Unavailable. By choice.  - 
            
            
Not For everyone. And that’s the point.  - 
            
            
If they wanted to, they would.  - 
            
            
Half alive, fully employed.  - 
            
            
Sorry if I'm not listening, I have like 26 open tabs in my head right now.  - 
            
            
Corporate burnout survivor.  - 
            
            
I talk shit, then spiral.  - 
            
            
I flirt by ignoring you. Sorry.  - 
            
            
To the love that never happened.  - 
            
            
Not mad. Just dissociating.