I know I'm screwed when I start expecting someone to text me back
Details
For those 3-second glances at your phone that spiral into full-on overthinking.
This hoodie captures that one-sided-texting, hope-crushing, "maybe they're just busy" delusion. Soft, oversized, and painfully relatable—just like your love life.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend — cozy and easy-care
• Midweight (8 oz/yd²) with a soft, fleece-like inside
• Roomy, classic fit for all-day comfort
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket for essentials (or just your hands)
• Reinforced stitching for durability
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.