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Details
The emotional support hoodie for people who pretend not to care but refresh their messages every 30 seconds. Oversized, soft, and designed for your inner softie who just wants to be loved (but won’t admit it). Because real ones know—low-key caring is a full-time job.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit with dropped shoulders
• Brushed interior for softness (may shed slightly at first)
• Pullover hood design, clean finish (no drawcord)
• Kangaroo pocket for daily essentials
• Ribbed cuffs for shape retention
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 38-41 | 22 ½ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 42-45 | 22 ½ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 46-49 | 24 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 50-53 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 54-57 | 25 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 58-62 | 27 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 96.5-104.1 | 57.2 |
| M | 73 | 106.7-114.3 | 57.2 |
| L | 75.6 | 116.8-124.5 | 61.6 |
| XL | 78.1 | 127-134.6 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 80.7 | 137.2-144.8 | 64.8 |
| 3XL | 83.2 | 147.3-157.5 | 68.6 |
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.