Extras
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Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much? -
I’m at work but mentally I’m at brunch -
This bag contains questionable choices. -
Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much? -
This is where I romanticize my red flags -
I survived another meeting that could’ve been a f*cking email. -
To the love that never happened. -
I poured my heart out. Now I’m pouring this. -
Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.