Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much?
Details
For sipping your feelings with style. This 15oz stemless wine glass turns emotional damage into elegant chaos. Whether you’re spiraling solo or texting your ex from the tub, it’s your go-to for classy meltdowns and messy reflections.
• 15 oz capacity — ideal for wine, cocktails, or dramatic water sips
• Sleek glass design with a modern silhouette
• Hand-wash recommended to maintain clarity(Not dishwasher/microwave safe)
• Smooth rim for comfortable drinking
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
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