I flirt by ignoring you. Sorry.
Details
What can we say? Emotional unavailability is a love language. This hat says what your silence already hinted at — in the most effortlessly toxic way possible.
Perfect for:
– Situationships
– Running into your crush and pretending you didn’t
– Ghosting in style
• 100% chino cotton twill—soft, breathable (Green Camo: 65% polyester blend)
• Unstructured, low-profile fit
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle for all head sizes
• Curved visor for a timeless look
• Six-panel design with embroidered eyelets for ventilation
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.