I’m staying in bed today, it’s too peopley out there.
Details
Let your clothes speak for you when you’re socially over it. Soft, slouchy, and just the right amount of antisocial, this sweatshirt makes isolation look really good. For introverts, empaths, or anyone recovering from a group chat.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit
• Midweight fleece — warm yet breathable
• Classic fit for effortless wear
• Rib-knit collar, cuffs, and hem with a touch of stretch
• Reinforced stitching for durability
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.