I talk shit, then spiral.
Details
A hat for people who absolutely should keep it lowkey... but don’t.
Say it, regret it, overanalyze it. Then wear this hat like it was all part of the plan.
Low profile, high emotional damage.
Perfect for:
– Gossip brunch
– Drama recovery mode
– Silently screaming in the Uber home 🧢💅
• 100% chino cotton twill—soft, breathable (Green Camo: 65% polyester blend)
• Unstructured, low-profile fit
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle for all head sizes
• Curved visor for a timeless look
• Six-panel design with embroidered eyelets for ventilation
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.