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I survived another meeting that could’ve been a f*cking email.  - 
            
            
Avoiding eye contact since 1994  - 
            
            
I’m at work but mentally I’m at brunch  - 
            
            
Social battery: 1% Please stop talking  - 
            
            
This bag contains questionable choices.  - 
            
            
Soft but will block you without hesitation  - 
            
            
This is where I romanticize my red flags  - 
            
            
You smile, I panic. That’s all.  - 
            
            
I told ChatGPT about you  - 
            
            
I told ChatGPT about you  - 
            
            
Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.  - 
            
            
She's strong but she cries and she is me.  - 
            
            
i'm a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot.  - 
            
            
To the person behind me, I’m happy you’re alive.  - 
            
            
It's okay to unfollow people in real life.  - 
            
            
Your energy is your currency