Corporate burnout survivor
This hoodie captures the existential crisis you've experienced, speaking what your resignation letter never could. You've endured countless meetings that could have been emails, tight deadlines, and late-night Slack notifications. And now? You're a living embodiment of a LinkedIn reaction to workplace trauma.
- Premium Heavyweight Blend: Crafted from a substantial mix of 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester fleece (Athletic Heather: 94% cotton, 6% polyester).
- Heavyweight Fabric: The 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²) substantial weight ensures superior warmth and durability.
- Brushed Interior: The fleece lining is brushed for an incredibly soft and cozy feel.
- Oversized, Unisex Fit: Designed for a modern, relaxed, and comfortable drape.
- Minimalist Design: Features a double-layered hood (no drawcord) and a practical single front pocket.
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 34-37 | 28 |
| M | 38-41 | 28 ½ |
| L | 42-45 | 29 ½ |
| XL | 46-49 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 30 ½ |
| 3XL | 54-57 | 31 |
| CHEST (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 86.4-94 | 71.1 |
| M | 96.5-104.1 | 72.4 |
| L | 106.7-114.3 | 75 |
| XL | 116.8-124.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 127-134.6 | 77.5 |
| 3XL | 137.2-144.8 | 78.7 |
Designed with intention and produced individually upon purchase.
Each LE NON-DIT piece is made to order through our global production network to reduce unnecessary waste and overproduction.
Minor variations in color, texture, print placement, embroidery positioning, or finishing may occur as part of the production process and are considered part of the character of the piece.
Production typically requires 2–5 business days before shipment.
Delivery times vary depending on destination and carrier conditions. Free shipping is available on qualifying orders over $99 USD in select regions.
Because each item is produced specifically for its owner, most orders are considered final sale. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery.
For full details, please refer to our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy.