Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much?
Details
Sad, but make it fashion. This low-key dad hat lets you shade your eyes and your trauma. Embroidered with your personal truth, it’s the perfect final touch to any emotionally unavailable outfit. Sexy, a little tragic, totally on brand.
• 100% chino cotton twill—soft, breathable (Green Camo: 65% polyester blend)
• Unstructured, low-profile fit
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle for all head sizes
• Curved visor for a timeless look
• Six-panel design with embroidered eyelets for ventilation
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
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Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
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