Corporate burnout survivor.
Details
From the fluorescent lights to the existential crisis—this hat says what your two-week notice couldn’t. You survived the meetings that should’ve been emails. The deadlines. The Slack pings at 9PM.
Now? You're a walking LinkedIn trauma response.
Perfect for:
– Anti-networking events
– Wearing to job interviews (ironically)
– Your next “soft quit” brunch ☕💼
• 100% chino cotton twill—soft, breathable (Green Camo: 65% polyester blend)
• Unstructured, low-profile fit
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle for all head sizes
• Curved visor for a timeless look
• Six-panel design with embroidered eyelets for ventilation
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.