I came for the food, stayed for the food, leaving because I'm full.
Details
This is not a love story. It’s a buffet story.
This holiday sweatshirt is for the ones who RSVP "yes" strictly for mashed potatoes, and avoid small talk by chewing aggressively. Soft, warm, and unbothered—it’s your holiday survival armor in a single bold quote: "I came for the food, stayed for the food, leaving because I'm full."
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit
• Midweight fleece — warm yet breathable
• Classic fit for effortless wear
• Rib-knit collar, cuffs, and hem with a touch of stretch
• Reinforced stitching for durability
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
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Materials + Care
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