NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FAKE LIFE ON SOCIAL MEDIA
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Harsh? Maybe. Honest? Absolutely.
For those tired of perfect feeds and fake smiles, this sweatshirt says what we’re all thinking. Wear it loud and cozy, like digital armor for the emotionally real.
Zero filters. Maximum truth.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit
• Midweight fleece — warm yet breathable
• Classic fit for effortless wear
• Rib-knit collar, cuffs, and hem with a touch of stretch
• Reinforced stitching for durability
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.