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I came for the food, stayed for the food, leaving because I'm full.  - 
            
            
I flirt by ignoring you. Sorry.  - 
            
            
I know I'm screwed when I start expecting someone to text me back  - 
            
            
I know I'm screwed when I start expecting someone to text me back  - 
            
            
I know I'm screwed when I start expecting someone to text me back  - 
            
            
I look good on Instagram  - 
            
            
I poured my heart out. Now I’m pouring this.  - 
            
            
I pray my best friend gets everything she's working hard for. She deserves it.  - 
            
            
I survived another meeting that could’ve been a f*cking email.  - 
            
            
I talk shit, then spiral.  - 
            
            
I told ChatGPT about you  - 
            
            
I told ChatGPT about you  - 
            
            
I told ChatGPT about you  - 
            
            
I wanna be a girly girl so bad but the bro in me just won’t die  - 
            
            
I wanna be a girly girl so bad but the bro in me just won’t die.  - 
            
            
I want to huuuug youuuuu but you’re sooooo farrrrrr  - 
            
            
I want to make you breakfast while you sit on the counter, telling me about your dreams.  - 
            
            
i'm a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot.  - 
            
            
i'm a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot.  - 
            
            
i'm a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot.  - 
            
            
I'm only a morning person on December 25th  - 
            
            
If they wanted to, they would.  - 
            
            
If you’re reading this, I hope you have the best day ever.  - 
            
            
If you’re reading this, I hope you have the best day ever.