I'm only a morning person on December 25th
Details
The one day of the year we’ll wake up before 9AM—and it better involve gifts.
This hoodie is for the seasonal early bird: grumpy 364 days, festive AF on Christmas morning. Soft, comfy, and scientifically proven to increase your chances of finding hot cocoa.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend — cozy and easy-care
• Midweight (8 oz/yd²) with a soft, fleece-like inside
• Roomy, classic fit for all-day comfort
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket for essentials (or just your hands)
• Reinforced stitching for durability
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 |
96.5 - 104 |
85 |
| M | 71.1 |
106.7 - 114.3 |
87.6 |
| L | 73.7 |
116.8 - 124.5 |
90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 |
127 - 134.6 |
92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 |
137.2 - 144.8 |
95.3 |
| 3XL | 81.3 |
147.3 - 155 |
97.8 |
| 4XL | 83.8 |
157.5 - 165 |
100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 |
167.6 - 175.3 |
103 |
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 22 |
34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 24 |
35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
40 ½ |
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Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.