Hats
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I wanna be a girly girl so bad but the bro in me just won’t die.  - 
            
            
DON'T TELL ANYONE YOU SAW ME  - 
            
            
Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much?  - 
            
            
Corporate burnout survivor.  - 
            
            
I told ChatGPT about you  - 
            
            
Everyone deserves true love. You and I? A McLaren.  - 
            
            
Not mad. Just dissociating.  - 
            
            
Social battery: 1% Please stop talking  - 
            
            
You smile, I panic. That’s all.  - 
            
            
Even a gangsta like me needs a forehead kiss sometimes.  - 
            
            
Be the reason someone finally opens up about what they’ve been going through.  - 
            
            
Currently overthinking this conversation.  - 
            
            
Half alive, fully employed.  - 
            
            
I flirt by ignoring you. Sorry.  - 
            
            
Avoiding eye contact since 1994  - 
            
            
Go for It. Because Missed Opportunities Hurt Much More Than Rejections.  - 
            
            
Let's be nicer to each other. We're all just trying our best.  - 
            
            
Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.  - 
            
            
Unavailable. By choice.  - 
            
            
Not For everyone. And that’s the point.  - 
            
            
If they wanted to, they would.  - 
            
            
I talk shit, then spiral.  - 
            
            
Sometimes you don't get what you want because you deserve better  - 
            
            
I look good on Instagram