DON'T TELL ANYONE YOU SAW ME
Details
Made for bad hair days and better comebacks.
This hat is for introverts with good taste, chaotic souls on stealth mode, and anyone who’s ever pretended they “just didn’t see” someone in public.
It’s not antisocial. It’s aesthetic self-preservation.
Slip it on, vanish in style.
• 100% chino cotton twill—soft, breathable (Green Camo: 65% polyester blend)
• Unstructured, low-profile fit
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle for all head sizes
• Curved visor for a timeless look
• Six-panel design with embroidered eyelets for ventilation
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.