Avoiding eye contact since 1994
Details
The only eye contact you’re making is with your phone screen. This tee is for anyone who's socially exhausted, emotionally checked out, and proud of it.
Perfect for:
– Avoiding your ex in public
– Talking to no one at parties
– Still looking great in photos you weren’t ready for
• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last
• Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) for a sturdy feel without heaviness
• Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in look from day one
• Relaxed fit for everyday comfort and easy layering
• Reinforced collar, shoulders, and hems for extra durability
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
Materials + Care
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