Avoiding eye contact since 1994 / Dad Hat
$44.00
An introvert's best friend with just enough sarcasm to masquerade as confidence. Perfect for when you need to be seen but absolutely cannot be approached.
Ideal for:
Strategic grocery store navigation
Coffee shop visits requiring zero conversation
Shielding your "please don't talk to me" energy
Pretending you're too cool to make eye contact (you're just anxious)
Soft, structured, and unapologetically honest about your social battery status.
