Social battery: 1% Please stop talking
Details
Your face says “I’m fine.” This hat says, “I’m lying.”
For the introverts running on fumes, the socially exhausted, and anyone who’s ever wanted to leave the party 10 minutes after arriving—this one’s for you. Unstructured, effortlessly cool, and just passive-aggressive enough to do the talking so you don’t have to.
Wear it. Avoid eye contact. Recharge in peace.
• 100% chino cotton twill—soft, breathable (Green Camo: 65% polyester blend)
• Unstructured, low-profile fit
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle for all head sizes
• Curved visor for a timeless look
• Six-panel design with embroidered eyelets for ventilation
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
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