Social battery: 1% Please stop talking / Dad Hat

$46.00

For the introverts running on fumes and politeness.

This dad hat says what your face is trying very hard not to say: you are doing your best, but every additional sentence is a personal attack.

Wear it for parties, errands, group settings, and any moment where leaving early would be considered “rude” but staying feels biologically expensive.

Social battery low.

Please proceed quietly.

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