Half alive, fully employed. / Dad Hat
Half alive, fully employed. / Dad Hat
Half alive, fully employed. / Dad Hat
Half alive, fully employed. / Dad Hat
Half alive, fully employed. / Dad Hat
Half alive, fully employed. / Dad Hat
Half alive, fully employed. / Dad Hat
Half alive, fully employed. / Dad Hat
Half alive, fully employed. / Dad Hat
Half alive, fully employed. / Dad Hat
Half alive, fully employed. / Dad Hat
Half alive, fully employed. / Dad Hat

Half alive, fully employed. / Dad Hat

$44.00

For the ones running on caffeine, calendar invites, and a personality held together by obligation.

This dad hat is for early alarms, corporate small talk, and the quiet existential theatre of being employed while spiritually buffering.

You are showing up.

Barely.

But still.

Color

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