Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.
Details
* 100% organic ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and eco-friendly
* Medium weight (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round wear
* Classic jersey knit with a modern, medium fit
* Set-in sleeves and ribbed collar for structure
* Double-stitched hems for durability
* Certified sustainable: GOTS & OCS organic, OEKO-TEX Standard 100, and PETA-Approved Vegan
Runs slightly smaller for US sizing — we recommend sizing up.
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.