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All Narrative / i'm a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot.

i'm a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot.

$1,523.00
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For the emotionally expressive pretending to be emotionally unavailable.
This shirt isn’t just a vibe—it’s a confession.
Made for the ones who say “idc” while overthinking for 3 hours straight.

100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last
Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) for a sturdy feel without heaviness
Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in look from day one
Relaxed fit for all-day comfort and easy layering
Reinforced collar, shoulders, and hems for extra durability

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3

 

Designed with intention and produced individually upon purchase.

Each LE NON-DIT piece is made to order through our global production network to reduce unnecessary waste and overproduction.

Minor variations in color, texture, print placement, embroidery positioning, or finishing may occur as part of the production process and are considered part of the character of the piece.

Production typically requires 2–5 business days before shipment.

Delivery times vary depending on destination and carrier conditions. Free shipping is available on qualifying orders over $99 USD in select regions.

Because each item is produced specifically for its owner, most orders are considered final sale. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery.

For full details, please refer to our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy.

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