Leftovers are for quitters
Details
This hoodie is for the MVP of the dinner table.
You don’t believe in portion control, and you certainly don’t believe in leftovers.
Cozy up and commit to round three. This is your official uniform for holiday gluttony—no shame, no scraps, no surrender.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend — cozy and easy-care
• Midweight (8 oz/yd²) with a soft, fleece-like inside
• Roomy, classic fit for all-day comfort
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket for essentials (or just your hands)
• Reinforced stitching for durability
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.