Therapy? Bro I just lift.
Details
Skip the therapist. Hit the gym. This one’s for the emotionally avoidant gym rats who process feelings via protein shakes. Whether you're lifting your trauma or just the barbell, this tank is your emotional support uniform.
Perfect for:
– Rage reps after ghosting
– Overthinking between sets
– Pretending you’re totally fine
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton — ultra-soft and breathable
• Lightweight feel (4.2 oz) perfect for layering or flexing solo
• Relaxed fit with low-cut armholes for maximum chill
• Side-seamed for a clean, flattering drape
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | |
| S | 18 | 26 | 34-37 |
| M | 20 | 27 | 38-41 |
| L | 21 5/8 | 28 | 42-45 |
| XL | 23 5/8 | 29 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 25 5/8 | 30 | 50-53 |
| SHIRT WIDTH (cm) | SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | CHEST TO FIT (cm) | |
| S | 45.7 | 66 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 50.8 | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 53.3 | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 58.4 | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 63.5 | 76.2 | 127-134.6 |
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.