Normalize being Santa. Show up once a year, bring vibes, then leave.
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Show up once a year. Bring vibes. Then leave.
Who says holiday cheer has to be extroverted? This hoodie is for the emotionally drained, socially selective, and unapologetically unavailable. Inspired by Santa Claus—the king of boundaries—you’ll stay cozy while making your stance on small talk crystal clear.
Whether it’s a family dinner you didn’t RSVP for or a holiday party you lowkey regret saying yes to, this hoodie’s got your back (and your social anxiety).
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend — cozy and easy-care
• Midweight (8 oz/yd²) with a soft, fleece-like inside
• Roomy, classic fit for all-day comfort
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket for essentials (or just your hands)
• Reinforced stitching for durability
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
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