Santa's Favorite Ho ;)
Details
You’re on the naughty list—but you made it fashion.
This cozy AF holiday sweatshirt comes with a wink and a wag, featuring a sassy French bulldog and the not-so-subtle title: “Santa’s Favorite Ho ;)”
Because some of us give main character energy, even in ugly sweater season.
Whether you're showing up to Friendsmas, skipping dinner for wine, or being everyone's favorite disappointment—this is your holiday uniform.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit
• Midweight fleece — warm yet breathable
• Classic fit for effortless wear
• Rib-knit collar, cuffs, and hem with a touch of stretch
• Reinforced stitching for durability
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
funny Christmas sweatshirt, sassy holiday sweater, Santa quote sweater, bold Xmas fashion, viral Christmas gift
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.