Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much?
Details
This tote carries emotional baggage—literally. Made from 100% certified organic cotton, it’s roomy enough for your laptop, therapy journal, and maybe a little self-worth. Perfect for farmers’ markets, crying at the beach, or just being hot and misunderstood.
• 100% certified organic cotton twill — sturdy and sustainable
• Medium weight (8 oz/yd²) with a natural feel
• Spacious 20″ × 14″ × 5″ size, holds up to 30 lbs
• Dual long handles & flat bottom (we like our bags and our boundaries strong)
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 20 | 14 | 5 | 25 | 1 |
| BAG WIDTH (cm) | BAG HEIGHT (cm) | BAG DEPTH (cm) | STRAP LENGTH (cm) | STRAP WIDTH (cm) | |
| One size | 50.8 | 35.6 | 12.7 | 63.5 | 2.5 |
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Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.