Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much?
Details
Hot. Sad. Iconic. This fitted tank is made for those of us carrying emotional baggage and the whole outfit. It hugs in all the right places and screams “I’m suffering, but at least I’m hot.” Perfect for summer angst, rooftop spirals, and looking cute while processing everything.
• 82% polyester, 18% spandex blend
• Smooth, body-hugging fit with four-way stretch
• Lightweight and breathable — perfect for movement
• Precision-cut and hand-sewn finish
• Stays comfortable during workouts or hot days
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | |
| XS | 33 ⅛ | 25 ¼ |
| S | 34 ⅝ | 26 ¾ |
| M | 36 ¼ | 28 ⅜ |
| L | 39 ⅜ | 31 ½ |
| XL | 42 ½ | 34 ⅝ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | |
| XS | 84 | 64 |
| S | 88 | 68 |
| M | 92 | 72 |
| L | 100 | 80 |
| XL | 108 | 88 |
hot girl suffering tank, body-hugging crop top, funny quote shirt, Gen Z self-aware fashion, summer tank aesthetic
Materials + Care
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