Tops
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Normalize being Santa. Show up once a year, bring vibes, then leave. -
Dear Santa, define 'nice' ;) -
All I want for Christmas is a nap -
I'm only a morning person on December 25th -
Santa Paws is coming to town -
Don't mind the resting Grinch face -
Don't mind the resting Grinch face -
Santa's Favorite Ho ;) -
I came for the food, stayed for the food, leaving because I'm full. -
Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much? -
Soft but will block you without hesitation -
I know I'm screwed when I start expecting someone to text me back -
She's strong but she cries and she is me. -
i'm a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot.