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I wanna be a girly girl so bad but the bro in me just won’t die. -
Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much? -
I told ChatGPT about you -
Even a gangsta like me needs a forehead kiss sometimes. -
DON'T TELL ANYONE YOU SAW ME -
Corporate burnout survivor. -
Everyone deserves true love. You and I? A McLaren. -
Everyone deserves true love. You and I? A McLaren. -
I want to huuuug youuuuu but you’re sooooo farrrrrr -
Half alive, fully employed. -
Social battery: 1% Please stop talking -
Not mad. Just dissociating. -
I wanna be a girly girl so bad but the bro in me just won’t die -
I told ChatGPT about you -
I flirt by ignoring you. Sorry. -
Go for It. Because Missed Opportunities Hurt Much More Than Rejections. -
Sometimes you have to say eww and move on -
Sometimes you have to say eww and move on -
Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever. -
Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever. -
Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever. -
I want to make you breakfast while you sit on the counter, telling me about your dreams. -
Morning, because if it were a good morning I'd be having gelato in Italy. -
Everyone deserves true love. You and I? A McLaren.