Headwear
For bad hair days and worse mental health days.
Dad hats and other forms of socially acceptable hiding.
Low effort. High emotional accuracy.
Corporate burnout survivor / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
I wanna be a girly girl so bad but the bro in me just won’t die / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
DON'T TELL ANYONE YOU SAW ME / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much? / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
I told ChatGPT about you / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
Social battery: 1% Please stop talking / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
Life happens, coffee helps. / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
Half alive, fully employed. / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
rereading your messages like a legal document. / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
Everyone deserves true love. You and I? A McLaren. / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
Not For everyone. And that’s the point. / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
Not mad. Just dissociating. / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
You smile, I panic. That’s all. / dad hat
$45.00 USD
Even a gangsta like me needs a forehead kiss sometimes / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard / dad hat
$45.00 USD
Unavailable. By choice. / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
F.I.B.I. (f*uck it, book it.) / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
If they wanted to, they would. / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
Currently overthinking this conversation / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
I flirt by ignoring you. Sorry. / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
Avoiding eye contact since 1994 / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
trying again tomorrow (probably) / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
if found, do not approach. / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD
low battery human. still functioning. / Dad Hat
$45.00 USD