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Sorry if I'm not listening, I have like 26 open tabs in my head right now.  - 
            
            
Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.  - 
            
            
Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much?  - 
            
            
Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much?  - 
            
            
Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much?  - 
            
            
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.  - 
            
            
LE NON-DIT Gift Card  - 
            
            
To the person behind me, I’m happy you’re alive.  - 
            
            
To the love that never happened.  - 
            
            
This is where I romanticize my red flags  - 
            
            
This bag contains questionable choices.  - 
            
            
Thankful for elastic waistbands  - 
            
            
Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.  - 
            
            
Sometimes you don't get what you want because you deserve better  - 
            
            
Soft but will block you without hesitation  - 
            
            
She's strong but she cries and she is me.  - 
            
            
Santa's Favorite Ho ;)  - 
            
            
Santa Paws is coming to town  - 
            
            
Normalize being Santa. Show up once a year, bring vibes, then leave.  - 
            
            
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FAKE LIFE ON SOCIAL MEDIA  - 
            
            
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FAKE LIFE ON SOCIAL MEDIA  - 
            
            
Leftovers are for quitters  - 
            
            
I’m staying in bed today, it’s too peopley out there.  - 
            
            
I’m staying in bed today, it’s too peopley out there.